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Bart's

  The move to a new place requires the establishment of several places. He will need the best of the following: pizza, cocktail, wings, library, book store, coffeeshop.     Several websites will rank the pizza parlors in your location. He finds monetary incentives intertwined with local bias, but he scours the reviews for the content. Any without explanation he discards. He focuses on the 1 stars to look for particular gripes. He ignores any circumstantial complaints, such as bad service for that night, misheard order or misplaced item, all of which he will give the local store the benefit of the doubt. With most things, he will have the list of places in the back of his mind and as he travels around, should he find himself both in the area and in the right mindset or appetite, he will then undertake a review.     Bart’s was listed often as the second or third best pizza.     He enters the parlor. The sign reads “no phone conversations in store” in bol...